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Starbucks Moving HQ to Portland Due to Seattle Wokeness

Updated: Aug 7

SEATTLE, WA - Starbucks announced Friday they are moving the original Starbucks to Portland, Oregon because Seattle is too woke for their corporation. They said they are moving the founding Starbucks which is located in Pike Place Market to downtown Portland. Not only has Starbucks closed down due to employees trying to unionize, but also say that Portland is a much safer place than Seattle.