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Indecent Exposure New Norm in Downtown Seattle

Indecent Exposure New Norm in Downtown Seattle

SEATTLE - Denny Triangle has become the hub of indecent exposure in Seattle. If you download the new Citizen app you will be able to see...
People Triggered by Seattle Police Eating Chipotle

People Triggered by Seattle Police Eating Chipotle

SEATTLE - People in downtown Seattle are triggered because they saw a few police officers eating Chipotle. They should be packing their...
Gov. Inslee Moving to California to be Governor

Gov. Inslee Moving to California to be Governor

OLYMPIA - Gov. Inslee is finally fed up with not being able to put more pandemic restrictions on the state of Washington. He wants to go...
Seattle is Now Sanctuary City for Snowflakes

Seattle is Now Sanctuary City for Snowflakes

SEATTLE, WA - Mayor Bruce Harrell signed into law the Snowflake bill. Anyone that is triggered by anything, people can come to Seattle to...
McDonald's to Make Seattle Freeze Drink

McDonald's to Make Seattle Freeze Drink

SEATTLE, WA - McDonald's to make the Seattle Freeze more real than ever. This vanilla shake infused with tartar sauce is exactly what...
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